Choose one....
A) I was born in the late 20th century in the western United States. I graduated high school (allegedly), went to college, and then got a job. I now work at a job and live in a single family home. I drive a car and enjoy doing things that are fun. I have worked in schools for a certain amount of time.
B) I came to work in education after I was raised in the African Sergenghetti. My Father was trampled by wildebeest and I realized as I was older that it was my uncle Scar who threw him off a cliff. I was raised by my good friends Timone and Pumba. My good friend Rafiki always said "It doesn't matter, it's in the past", and from that I developed my educational philosophy "Hakuna Mattata". I currently live in the area of Pride Rock, I've never liked Hyenas, and I enjoy hunting and sleeping.